I’ve been delivering local council election leaflets.
Peoples’ post boxes and front doors are fascinating. There are friendly ones, relaxed ones, magical ones, humorous ones, scruffy ones, neatly painted ones. There are things often placed next to or on the doorstep.
I have met dragons, fairies, crystals, rocks, flower pots, Teddy bear statues, dogs, cats, giraffes and of course Gnomes!
The post boxes on the doors have similar characteristics to the vibes you pick up from the front doors.
Beware the front door that’s clinically clean, who’s front doorstep has no friendly indication except, possibly, a thorny, cosmetic palm, newly placed there in an expensive blue glazed Ikea pot.
Beware the cosmetic door in the analy neat grounds, of a Garden and Home house. Those doors have vicious gold plated post boxes. They are specially designed to be tight, mean and impossible to put mail through.
And if you do, they BITE!