Some years ago, I tried to teach Bass, our dog, to read.
I failed.
Our dog is not a good reader. But in other ways, he’s a sharp guy. You can bribe him with treats. Always. He does lots of tricks that entertain the family and visitors..what they don’t realise is no treat, no trick.
Once, he used to line up his toys in rows on the carpet, but he doesn’t seem to do that anymore. His favourite toy is his grey corduroy elephant. He has only five left in different states of tatters. The others have gone to elephant heaven. If you say “Fetch your elephant” he does.
He has strong likes and dislikes, which he indicates by facial expression. And he disciplines his humans in the same way. If we misbehave, like going to bed late, or not opening the back door for his excellence’s last pee at night, he gives us ‘the look’. If we are not sitting watching TV by lunch time, he call-barks, which is different from a bark.
He loves clean linen, especially if it’s white and newly placed – anywhere.
He has so many different quirks, behaviours, interpersonal instructions and communications, I cannot count the ways. He is the most entertaining dog we have ever had. He will be our last dog. It’s good that the last dog has been the best, yes?
Who cares if he cannot read!