An embarrassing situation has arisen in the Furlong home.
The lady over the road takes our dog Bass out daily for a walk. We can see her house from the bay window in our lounge. So can Bass.
Every time she pops out to water her front garden, someone notices. Every time she stands chatting outside her house to her neighbour, someone notices. Every time she gets in her car, someone notices.
Someone in our house has become a curtain twitcher.
The curtain twitcher is especially vigilant at walk time. He can see her coming out about ten o clock in the morning with the girls he walks with. They start to cross the road and someone in this house goes ape shit with excitement.
Curtain twitcher has different types of barks. Ape shit is just wild abandonment. We can forgive ape shit.
But then there’s the “look at me” bark. That’s the embarrassing one. The curtain twitcher often sits at the window and calls “look at me”, ” look at me “. Once, the dog walker came over and took him for an extra walk because she felt sorry for him!
So now we are trying to stop this embarrassing event ever happening again. When the curtain twitcher is yelling “look at me”, we yell
and he stops.