If this offends you – tough shit! Tweet your complaint to #thoughtsandprayers
But I found it quite funny.
And smiling improved my pain…..
Religions of the World
TAOISM Shit Happens
HARE KRISHNA Shit happens, Rama, Rama, Ding, Ding
HINDUISM This Shit Happened Before
ISLAM If Shit Happens, take a hostage
ZEN What is the sound of Shit Happening?
BUDDHISM If Shit Happens, is it really Shit?
CONFUCIANISM Confucius say “Shit Happens”
7th DAY ADVENTIST Shit Happens on Saturdays
PROTESTANTANISM Shit won’t Happen if I work harder
CATHOLICISM If Shit Happens, I deserve it.
JEHOVAH’S WITNESS “Knock, Knock, Shit Happens”
UNITARIAN What is this Shit?
MORMON Shit Happens, again and again and again.
JUDAISM Why does this Shit always Happen to me?
RASTAFARIANISM Let’s smoke this Shit.
In a sign he is adapting to the digital age, God today opened a Twitter account to allow him to follow #thoughtsandprayers directly.
Previously God had to wait for people to actually pray to him before he knew what they wanted. But Twitter offered a way to circumvent the out-dated process, saving time at both ends, a spokesperson said.
“God can now just click on a hashtag and then download all outstanding prayer requests in seconds. In this busy modern age, that’s very handy,” the spokesperson said.
The new system wasn’t perfect, the spokesperson admitted, with someone having to sort through which prayers were for God and which were for Allah and other gods. “There’s always going to be teething issues with a new process like this. But we’re working with the other gods to set up a really efficient system that works for everyone,” he said.