In those day our book-keeping was done on our computer by me. And all our financial doings were captured on an early version of Microsoft Office. Our computers had no firewalls. Those were the days of less paranoia than nowadays. the days when “hacking” was a new phenomenon, and viruses were things that made people sick.
So one day, I sat at my computer to capture the sales of the day. Something was wrong with Microsoft Office. A page I’d never seen opened up as I went into my files.
It said –
NO PHILIP GREEN HERE!
Well, I know we weren’t making much money, but I’d like to say to the guy who hacked our computer, –